I am Chim-chim Livernose
You’ve probably seen this before. It’s one of those memes that’s gone around may times before but I got a message in my inbox today at work about "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. Here’s how it works:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names …
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d = gidget, e = crusty, f =
greasy, g = fluffy, h = cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k =
flunky, l = boobie, m = pinky, n = zippy, o = goober, p=doofus, q = slimy,
r = loopy, s = snotty, t = tulefel, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w = oprah,
x = skipper, y = dinky, z = zsa-zsaUse the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = burger, e = girdle, f = barf, g =
lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k = potty, l = liver, m =
banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p = hamster, q = toad, r = gizzard, s =
pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken, v = pickle, w = chuckle, x = tofu, y =
gorilla, z = stinkerUse the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f = breath, g = pants,
h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m = tushie, n =
chunks, o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny, t =
sniffer, u = sprinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x = humperdinck, y =
brains, z = juice
I tried this out on a few names of the people linked to on the right, and here’s what I got:
- Brad Graham - Lumpy Lizardtushie
- Anil Dash - Stinky Bubbleshorts
- Doug Bowman - Gidget Toiletchunks
- Heather Champ - Cheeseball Gigglebiscuits
- Matthew Mullenweg - Pinky Bananapants
- Jessica Teeter - Poopsie Gerbilbuns
- Jason Kottke - Poopsie Pottytush
- Ernie Hsiung - Crusty Wafflepants
- Min Jung Kim - Pinky Pottytushie
- Scott Andrew - Snotty Diapersquirt
- Jessica Hutchinson - Poopsie Wafflechunks
- Simon Willison - Snotty Chucklechunks
- Tantek Çelik - Falafel Diaperbutt (Did it know of Tantek’s Turkish parentage?)
- Karen Lucci - Flunky Liverlips
- Dan Bogan - Gidget Toiletchunks (Same as Doug Bowman)
- Todd Dominey - Falafel Bubblebrains