Dirty Bomb - A New Definition
You know what a dirty bomb is, right? Wrong! It’s nothing to do with
invisible particles and physics and all that kind of shit. No, it’s
actual shit. Real life, honest to goodness
just-came-out-of-your-dog’s-bum shit.
I am referring to the latest ingenious piece of youthful
trouble-making, courtesy of some Liverpudlians, that involves placing
large fireworks inside those bins that dog-walkers are supposed to
place their dogs’ doings in to keep the environment clean and safe.
However, once those charges go off, and the plastic bins explode in a
brown shower, I don’t think anyone could argue that building up a
stockpile of ammo for a dirty bomb is a good thing. So, if you live in
Liverpool and own a dog - and if you walk a dog - it might be advisable
to take Rover’s doings home with you instead.
