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Well, I was gonna write something witty about this but it’s 1:30am and my to-do list remains long and ‘to-be-done’ so I’m just gonna post this ‘charming’ email I received earlier from a nutbag who went from asking nicely for some help with something on my book to completely flipping and being abusive. Spelling errors [...]

Jesus H Christ. Am I the only person in this country who’s absolutely fucking sick to the back teeth of seeing England flags attached to the rear bumpers, rear windscreens or back windows (on crappy little plastic white flagpoles that are wedged in the wound-up window) on seemingly every third car at the moment?

Folks, you [...]

An interesting question. How about ‘may you go boil yer own head you bunch of frickin’ morons‘.

I dunno, it was all looking so promising when they actually appeared to be asking permission before whacking a whole bunch of spam pharmacy links in the comments field. Jeez, this stuff just never ends

To anyone who left a comment here and wondered why I, with my distinct lack of commentors, would not deem it sensible to allow yours though. I am sorry, too, that I am such a dumbass not to realise why the reason that no-one commented was *not* because no-one had commented, but rather that I’d [...]

So, I’m in Germany. Munich, to be precise. It’s getting late in the afternoon and the level of the sun is quite low. I’m trying to take a photo of a building in a square, one with archways and statues. Try as I might, I can’t quite squeeze it in without taking quite a few [...]

Dean said: “I cut my teeth on a BBC Micro“.
And I cut my forehead when my pant elastic failed and I fell through a pane of glass in a door. I win.
On a plus point, these pants look to be up to the job:

Surely this woman must stake a claim on that?
Maybe that’s my shortfall, maybe that’s my ignorance … Nothing clicked in me. A kid in a bathtub is a kid in a bathtub.