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Little Squeaker

Posted in Humour, Fraggle by Lloydi on the June 8th, 2007

Another silly little video of the dog. She makes some of the strangest noises - more so than any dog I have ever owned before - and when you blow on her face she goes super high pitched. Note that while she does have her mouth open here and is right up close to my face, she is *not* trying to bite me! Once again, enjoy

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Scared of Feathers

Posted in Humour, Fraggle by Lloydi on the May 11th, 2007

Just to provide a polar opposite to my last post, here’s a silly little 40-second video of the stupid dog and her irrational fear of feathers. Enjoy!

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Is it cos I is whack?

Posted in Humour by Lloydi on the May 1st, 2007

So Tony Blair is on his way out. Aiiiiigggght

Aaaight

Thank you, BBC News, for another fine piece of imagery.

That is all.

BBC News Imagery - Literal as ever

Posted in Uncategorized, Humour by Lloydi on the April 30th, 2007

Another fine example of BBC news editors for the website using related images without thinking beyond the obvious. In this piece about wireless security, we learn that WPA security can be cracked but only through brute force attacks (throwing all manner of words from a dictionary until you get the correct answer). So they helpfully provide this image:

Dictionary entries

The caption reads ‘Long passwords can thwart dictionary attacks’

What, long words like ‘home’ and ’straight’? or ‘home theater’? Ooh, ooh, I got it! ‘Homesteading’ - nobody will ever get that one.

Looks like a case of "We have space for a picture, just put any old crap in there", to me!

A tall tale

Posted in Humour by Lloydi on the September 28th, 2006

Genius. A question that I had to answer as part of a Health & Safety quiz on the company intranet (click on the thumbnail below):

Tall People

Another similarly-themed highlight was the question about how to get something off a tall cupboard that you can’t reach - one of the options being ‘get something long to nudge it across’. Ah, how I’d love to write some of these wrong answers!

Squiggle - Is she Proper Bo, Our Kes?

Posted in Uncategorized, Humour by Lloydi on the September 27th, 2006

Is it just me, or does Squiggle off Eastenders look like one of the caricatures off Bo Selecta?

Proper Bo!

Merrick & Rosso Rock!

Posted in Humour, Stuff by Lloydi on the April 25th, 2006

In the vague chance that someone other than a family member might be reading this post, I wanted to share a little gem with you …

When I did the round the world trip, a quite significant part of that trip was spent in Australia. A quite significant part of that significant part was spent inside my van listening to one of three things:

  • A Harry Potter audio book
  • Whatever happened to be on the iPod’s playlist
  • Nova 969

The last of those three was possibly the funniest radio station I have ever heard. In particular, I was hooked on Merrick & Rosso who did a morning show and consistently pushed the boundaries - I can’t recall how many times I thought, or said out aloud, as I was driving through Sydney traffic "How the hell did they get away with saying that!". I miss that part of the trip, but thanks to the magic of the Interweb I can re-live this ‘cultural experience’. It’s possible to listen online to the show (but of course you have to factor in time difference if you are listening from abroad), but even better is the fact that Merrick & Rosso have made their best bits available as a podcast.

So, on the basis that I have just spent another hour at work giggling to myself as I catch up on episodes, I wanted to share this with others. Why not give the show a go - you’ll soon pick up on the Australian vernacular and have a bloody good laugh in the process. What’s to lose?

Check out Merrick & Rosso Show - The boys best bits daily » (also available at Odeo)

What Would Tim Say?

Posted in Humour by Lloydi on the March 22nd, 2006

Well, how many accessibility-related presentations have you seen online or in the real world that started with the quote from Tim "inventor of the World Wide Web" Berners-Lee:

"The power of the Web is in its universality. Access by everyone regardless of disability is an essential aspect."

Bored of it? I know I am. So, thanks to Bruce and Patrick for coming up with some alternatives. I suspect that there may have been beer involved when they came up with this idea. Who’s gonna use this one in their next accessibility presentation?

Why would blind people be using a computer anyway?

Why not visit my side dish?

Posted in Humour by Lloydi on the September 15th, 2005

Why not visit my side dish?